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Name: Shawn L. Tortoriello

Gender: Male

City of residence: Kenosha

Hometown: Durand, Mich.

Education: College

Age: 40

Occupation: Food sales

Ideal job: Working as a disc jockey. It was the best job I’ve had. Then again, that was the earlier 90s


What is the coolest/strangest thing about your family? I’m Italian, my wife is from Iran and our children look like your typical midwesterners


Do you sing in the shower? The theme to “Spongebob Squarepants”


What are your favorite songs? “Two Hearts Beat as One” from U2, “The One Thing” from INXS and “Break it Down Again” by Tears for Fears


How often do you read the newspaper? Every Sunday What are your favorite television shows? “Damages,” “24” and “ Smallville”


What television show are you embarrassed to admit you watch? “Drake and Josh” (Nickelodeon)


What are your favorite movies? The “Die Hard” movies, “Citizen Kane” and “Pretty in Pink”


What is your dream job? Stand-up comedian


What are you most likely to be after when you raid the fridge after midnight? Vanilla Coke

If you were sent to the moon with nothing but a book and a book light, what book would you choose? “Gorky Park”

If you were on a reality television show, which would you want it to be and why? “Flava of Love.” Just kidding! “Last Comic Standing” so I could have a chance to make people laugh

What sports are you into? Detroit Tiger baseball

What are your hobbies? Spending time with my kids

If you could be any superhero, what powers would you have? Wonder Woman’s bracelets, those things were cool

Are you religious? You should never talk about religion or politics. By the way, I’m a Democratic Catholic

Where is your favorite place to go in Kenosha County? Downtown to the farmers market

What’s your favorite ethnic food? Italian, of course

What is one thing most people don’t know about you? I once did a series of billboards for a radio station in Grand Rapids, Mich.

What is the best advice you have received? My mother once told me that life is too short to have enemies

Do you belive in ghosts? I see dead people

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Raspberries

What was your favorite grade in school and why? Sophomore year in high school, because I spent the year in Australia as an exchange student

What is your biggest pet peeve? People who don’t appreciate sarcasm

What is your worst habit? Eating

   

 

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